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And of course all this bollocks is written by an idiot who has polished his image as an existentialist, atheist hard-man and anti-mope, forever sneering at the tribes who wallow in self-pity — the gothers, the emo kids, the Smiths fans — the whole 900-block-wide marching band composed entirely of the white male urban middle classes who are convinced that (as the most affluent and pampered human beings who have ever walked the planet) theirs is a story worth hearing. Blissfully unaware that they are but a few generations away from regular visits to the doctor who would wind parasitic worms from their beer bloated assholes using sticks.
You could blame this fallacy on poor education, cultural deterioration, or simple moral decline. Me? I blame it on sunshine.
I blame it on the moonlight. I blame it on the boogie.
Steven Wells (10 May 1960 – 23 June 2009), last column (via Steven Wells Says Goodbye, Philadelphia Weekly)Sweet Jesus in A Sugarpot.
So, I just logged on to tumblr for the first time today.
/IKNORITE!
I am only 25 pages deep right now.
So far:
80% MJ Related
10% FF Related
5% BOOBS
5% LOLS
CAN WE PLEASE UP THE LOLS (OR EVEN THE BOOBS) PLEASE PEOPLE!
/asiwaitiamgoingtofeathermyhairanddothemoonwalk
Better now?



